>>The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
>>my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
